Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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