McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Why are your pants in the freezer?
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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