Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
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You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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