someone get that fucking seahorse.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
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I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
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He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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