i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
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I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
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I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
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