I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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