whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
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All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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