Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
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he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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