That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
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talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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