I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
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So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
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I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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