would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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