then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
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A monkey stole my iPod. This was not in the fucking study abroad brochure
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
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Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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