So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
i never thought it was possible to fit gay, redneck and asian into the same sentence before i met you.
and this wasn't even the first one i'd hooked up with
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
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Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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I still have a little drunk in my system
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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