I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
Randomize