the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
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Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Drunk is not a location!
I just found (and ate) a chunk of a reese's that fell between my boobs. Problem is that I finished those off 3 days ago in a drunk induced sob session... Has it really been that long since I changed my clothes?!
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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