i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
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I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
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I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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