your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
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All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
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Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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