New low: just hacked my moms facebook
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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Edward fifth and chaser hands
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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When are your genitals available?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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