Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
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Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
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