I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
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His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
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My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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