My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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