my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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