THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
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For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
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Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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