Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I set the bag of cheetos on the open box on my coffee table while I was watching TV. I was so high I ate half of the styrofoam peanuts in the box by accident. Am I going to die?
I hope so
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
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She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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