i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
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It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
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