he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
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He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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