I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
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First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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