C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
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Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
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But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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