my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
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Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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