I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
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basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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