I faked an abortion last night.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
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after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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