so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
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I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
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