I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Randomize