It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
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