i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
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Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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