Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
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at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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