So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
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She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
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I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize