How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
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I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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