did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
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SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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