Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
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Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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