I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
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i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
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I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
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