whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
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Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
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The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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