i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
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Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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