i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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