Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
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Absence makes the cock grow harder.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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