He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
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Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
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I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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