Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
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Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
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She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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