Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
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complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
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Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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