i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
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did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
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is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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