apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
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Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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